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KAPOTE HTAN DYO TYFLA ZOA, O LAGOS KAI TO FIDI. EPEIDH OMOS HTAN TYFLA KAI DEN MPOROYSAN NA DOYN TI EIDOYS ZVA EINAI APOFASISAN NA CYLAFISOYN O ENAS TON ALLON GIA NA KATALABOYN PIANEI LIOPON PROTA TO FIDI TON LAGO.TOY LEEI "EISAI TRIXOTO,EXEIS MAKRIA AFTIA KAI TA PISO SOY PODIA EINAI PIO MEGALA KAI DYNATA APO TA MPROSTINA: ARKETA TOY LEEI O LAGOS "KATALABA EIMAI LAGOS". EPEITA PIANEI O LAGOS TO FIDI KAI TOY LEEI:"EISAI MAKRYS,GLYSTEROS KAI SERNESAI STO EDAFOS" ARKETA TOY LEEI TO FIDI EIMAI ......DHMOSIOGRAFOS

To neo Lap-Top

To tromagma tis gatas

Einai 3 ksanthies sto asanser. Anebainoyn kai, jafnika, xalaei to asanser kai kleinontai mesa. 'Boitheia, Boitheia' fonazei i proti. 'Exoyme kleistei mesa, Boitheia'. Tipota omos, kanenas den akoyei na paei na boithisei. Tote, arxizei i deyteri, pio dynata: 'BOITHEIA, BOITHEIA, AKOYEI KANENAS; EXOYME KLEISTEI STO ASANSER, BOITHEIAAA'. Tipota pali. 'Re seis', leei i triti, 'den kanoyme tipota etsi. Prepei na fonaksoyme kai oi treis taytoxrona'. 'Dikio exeis' lene oi alles. Etoimazontai poy les: 'Ela, me to ena, me to dyo, me to tria ... TAYTOXRONAAAA'

To atyhima stin paralia

Itan dyo syneteroi kai filoi pou eixan ena bar. Apofasisan omvs na to kleisoun giati oi douleies eixan pesei poly kai na anoiksoun ena kreopwleio. Eh, afou to anoiksan, skeftikan prin arxisoun na eksipyretoun toys pelates na kanoun prwta mia prova metaksi tous. Paei loipon, o enas pisw apo ton pagko paei o allos eksw kai mpainei mesa paristanontas ton pelati. Mpainei mesa kai leei: Kalimera sas. apanta o allos pisw apo ton pagko, me ena terastio xamogelo: kalimera, ti tha thelate? Eh..., mia portokalada ! leei autos pou ekane ton pelati. Re ti les tou leei o allos. Ti portokalada zitas, kreopwleio exoume. PANE amesws eksw kai ksanaela na ta peis swsta. Vgainei o talaipwros o allos eksw erxetai mesa pali to idio skiniko: Kalimera sas leei. Kalimera, apanta o allos pisw apo ton pagko me ena xamogelo mexri ta aytia. Ti tha thelate? Eh...., tha ithela mia lemonada ! apanta Ti les mwre, tou fvnazei o allos, Ah esy den trwgesai ela pisw apo ton pagko kai tha kanw egw ton pelati. Ginetai pou lete i allagi, Vgainei eksw autos pou itan prin pisw apo ton pagko , pigainei pisw apo ton pagko autos pou itan prwta eksw kai arxizoun pali: Kalimera, leei autos pou kanei ton pelati Kalimera sas leei autos pou einai pisw apo ton pagko, ti tha thelate? Eh..., tha ithela ena kilo kima, parakalw. Ena kilo kima? Vevaiws amesws. Eh..., mpoukalia ferate???? !

Oi kalogries

O Leroy (afroamerikanos) pai0ane kai paroysiasthke ston agio petro me apetish na paei me toys asproys ston paradiso. O petros toy edikse to dromo pros ta mayradika, kai o Leroy aganaktismenos ypen0hmise ston agio Petro oti "en zwh" eitan panta me asproys. Look Pete! laiei O Leroy egw emena se asprh geitwnia ephga se aspro sxoleio pandtreytika asprh gynaika pygaina se asprh eklissia kai me baythsan oi asproi. Na deis mia teleth, me peigane sto potami moy foresan mia asprh xlamhda kai me boytiksan sto nero::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::: skeptetai O Leroy , sysexhse toy laiei o Petros,- ee na, me boytiksan sto nero den 0hmame tipota alo!

H fousta

TOTOS#1 O Totos kanei erwta sthn adelfh toy, leei h adelfh, Toto eisai kalhteros erasths apo to mpampa, to kserw leei o Totos moy to exei pei h Mama! TOTOS #2 Mpenei h daskala sthn taksh me ena garyfalo sto paito. Wraio garyfalo kyria! leei O Totos, eyxarhstw Toto, Ti to taizetai rwtaei o Gianakhs, gala apanta O Totos. Oxi Toto ta garyfala ta taizoyme kopria, Sygnwmh kyria den iksera oti to kotsani einai toso makri TOTOS #3 O Totos exei aipnhes kai trigyrizei sto diadromo. H porta ths krebatokamaras einai misoanixth kai O Totos periergos kytazei kai monologei, ayto einai adhkia emena me peigan sto psyxiatro epidi pipilaga to daktylo.

Epeigousa vohtheia

Thn epoxh ths xountas sthn Ellada, mia xoyntikh daskala mirase fwtografies ths "triandrias" sthoy ma0htes kai toy eipe na ths kremasoys se emfanh topo0esies sto spiti h opy aloy. Thn alh mera rwthse ta paidia an kremasan ths fwtografies kai oti alo eixan na pros0esoyn. O Gianakhs! emeis Kyria kremasame to Ko Pap sto diadromo ton Ko Pat sto saloni kai ton Ko Mak sthn koyzina. O Giorgakhs! Kyria egw kremasa ton Ko Pat sto apoxwritirio kai H Mama moy eipe na perimenw na gyrisei oO Mpampas apo thn Makronhso kai 0a toys kremasoymai oloys.

Oi magikoi kathreftes

O, mh glwssoma0eis toyristas episkeptetai thn Ispania, Ka0etai se ena restoran kytazei to menu ala den katalabainei ti toy prosferetai. Blepei na serbiroyn ena wraio piato sto diplano trapezi kai fwnazei amesws ton serbitoro. Ayto 0elw! Sygnwmh leei o serbitoros ala ayto einai idikh paraggelia kai to prsferoymai mono thn epomenh ths tayromaxias. kai ayto giati? EEE otan skwtosoyn ton tayro:: na ayta einai ta ar....a toy tayroy. Kala leei o toyristas ta 0elw sthn epwmenh tayromaxeia. Thn epwmenh ths epwmenhs tayomexeias ton eidopoioyn na etimasei thn wreksh toy. ka0etai sto trapezi dwkimazei ola ta wrektika, na kanei wreksh kai epi teloys erxetai to faghto. arxhzei na trwei ala den toy aresei ka0ws einai sklhro to kreas oyte kobetai oyte kan massietai. telika apofasizei na parapone0ei sto serbitoro. Senior toy leei, O alos to ekobe me to pyroyni egw 0elw sideropriono, eipa na dwkhmasw enxwria spesialite ala ayto den einai faghto. Sygnwmh Senior leei o serbitoros ala kamia fwra kerdizei o tayros

To fidi kai to viagra

Oi pontioi gia na polemhsoyn thn idea oti einai pneymatikws katwteroi apofasisan ftiaksoyn ena ergo antaksio ths kalhs toys fymhs. Oi pontioi eidikoi toys eipan oti mia gefyra pano apo thn Saxara einai to poio katalilo ergo gia thn apokatastash ths pneymatikhs toys anagnwrishs. Ksekinane lipon kai se merika xronia eixan gefyrwsei th mish saxara. Re ti blakes einai aytoi re !!! gefyra pano apo th saxara; prws genikh ekpliksh 20 Ellhnes eixan parei 0esh sthn teliwmenh gefyra etimoi me ta kalamia toys gia psarema.

To gynaikeio kai to adriko garaz

Itan dio podioi pou eixan dio skulia apo idia ratsa. Ta eixane vgalei loipon volta opote leei o enas: -Re Mitso! Ti tha kanoume? Kapos prepei na ta ksexorizoume... -Dikio exeis re Taso, leei o Mitsos. Loipon akou ti tha kanoume. Tha kopseis to deksi afti tou skulou sou. Pragmati loipon, o Tasos kovei to deksi afti tou skuliou tou alla tin alli mera o skulous tou Mitsou blekei se ena skulokavga kai xanei to deksi afti tou... -Pali stin idia katastasi eimaste re Mitso!, leei o Tasos. -Kala, tote kopse to aristero afti tou skulou sou gia na ta ksexorizoume... Kovei o Tasos to aristero afti, alla ksanablekei o skulos tou Mitsou se kavga kai xanei to aristero afti tou... -Kai tora?!, rotaei o Tasos. -Kala, tha kopso ego tin oura tou skuliou mou, leei o Mitsos. Tin alli mera omos, pianetai i oura tou skuliou tou Tasou stin porta kai kovetai... -Ade pali ta idia, leei o Tasos. Loipon akou ti tha kanoume. Tha spaseis to ena podi tou skulou sou gia na koutsainei kai etsi tha ta ksexorizoume... Pragmati spaei o Mitsos to podi tou kaimenou tou zodanou alla tin epomeni imera pataei ena aftokinito to podi tou skuliou tou Tasou kai tou to spaei... -Re Mitso! Ksereis ti na kanoume gia na kseberdevoume? -Ti? rota o Mitsos... -Pare esi to mavro na paro ego to aspro...

H apistia

Enas A8inaios, exei bre8ei gia douleies sto Kilkis. Exei symfwnhsei me enan ta3itzi gia na ton metaferei stis diafores douleies tou. 3ekinane loipon gia tis douleies, alla o ta3itzis -pou shmeiwtewn htan Pontios- phgainei to ta3i san ...nekrofora!...me 30 thn wra. O a8hnaios, pou ma8imenos stin megaloupoplh, den mporei na phgainei san ...kota, ekneyrizetai kai leei ston ta3itzh :"re file pws pate etsi ta ta3i sto Kilkis???....Nekrofores odhgate???...Sthn A8ina ta ta3i PETANE!". O ta3itzis -Pontios gar- entypwsiastike, kai gia na min xalasei to xatiri toy pelati paei oso pio frigora mporei, parola ayta aytos den eyxaristietai kai apanalambanei ston ta3itzh oti sthn A8ina "...ta ta3i petane!!". O pontios exei trela8ei kai leei gia des!!...pou ftanei i texnologia....8a paw sthn a8ina na to dw idiois ommasi... Ftanei loipon sthn a8ina kai mpainei se ena ta3i...o odigos ton rwtaei"Pou na se peta3w??".."opa!!" skeftetai o pontios ..."pragmatika petane!!"..."Ale3andras" apantaei...o ta3itzis synexizei:"se pio ypsos??" kai o pontios:"xamila gia na blepw ta noumera!!!"

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